What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 04:38

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Thumbs down again.

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Minds and Behinds

Hysterias & Posteriors

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Everyone loved it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Loons and Moons

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So they tried

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why do some men want to have anal sex with women?

So, the docs changed it to read

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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share office space ...

No go.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Then came..

Still no good.

They put up a sign reading

Why would Joseph Smith say that polygamy was God's law?

Unacceptable again!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why don't men find fat women attractive?

Just Forget it!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Next, they tried...

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good

Nuts and Butts

No way