What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 04:38

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
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So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why do some men want to have anal sex with women?
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Then came..
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
Why would Joseph Smith say that polygamy was God's law?
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why don't men find fat women attractive?
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
No way